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bumper-bump

When a person is going so slow the only thing you can do to resolve it is tap their bumper with yours a bit.

That fucker is going so slow

Give him a bumper-bump

Good idea *tap*

Hey! He started moving.

by Donkey Kong dige November 29, 2013


Weeny-Bumper

noun: Ir/Fr; Insult (e.g. Fucker, Dick/Piss/Cunt-head, etc.) Used when in car and behind someone who doesn't know how to operate their vehicle. origins: angry mother.

Move yer fucking car ya fucking weeny bumper!!!

by Vlad Chastain April 21, 2004


Bumper Party

A social event spontaneously held around or within one or more vehicles which involves the consumption of alcoholic beverages. Bumper parties can be held in parking lots, wooded areas, or public areas. Not to be confused with a tailgate party, a bumper party is more exclusive and often held in secret.

Bumper parties originated in Canada during winter season to escape the cold. Bumper parties can have open doors and trunks but do not exclusively require them like a tailgate party.

Person 1: "Wow what a long day at work, I want to grab a drink"

Person 2 "I have some wine in a can, want to have a bumper party in my car after work?"

by ImRobertISwear November 15, 2019


grunt bumper

taking a dump resulting in marks left in the toilet.

wow!the person in the bathroom before me took a grunt bumper that resembles a brown shoe.

by T harding April 18, 2007


bumper duster

Doing that good cocaine off a strippers ass

It was the most wonderful time of the year when I was the bumper duster to 7 strippers in one night

by TheDangerZoneMT June 10, 2017


rim bumpers

swollen painful lumps around the anus, usually hemorrhoids that prohibit anal sex

man i wish her rim bumpers would heal up, i cant even touch the sides of her baby hole

by Doug W. February 12, 2008


muff bumper

A term to describe lesbians.

I saw two women holding hands as they walked down the street and thought, "they must be muff bumpers."

by Jooba Jooba November 03, 2019