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A difficult, extremely kinky sex move most commonly used in DD/lg and BDSM circles. It uses negative pressure (i.e., pulling/sucking) on a substance to produce a pleasurable sensation on its vessel, typically the rectum. The term pressure is shortened to "press" as a play on the words "coffee press" because the practice is most commonly associated with use of the liquid "covfefe", which is similar to coffee. The use of whole, unfiltered coffee grounds in covfefe provides an exfoliation effect as well as blood vessel dilation due to the caffeine. This results in a sort of seizure-like state for the recipient, in which it is difficult to do tasks such as compose a tweet or run a world power. To increase the intensity it may be done constantly, but this is difficult for any but the most experienced practitioners to withstand without suffering permanent brain damage.
An anthropomorphic take on the phenomena is featured in the book Pounded in the Butt by Covfefe, available as an e-book on Amazon, by two-time Hugo award finalist Chuck Tingle.
Despite the constant negative press covfefe
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there is a kind a flip called a gainer were you back flip forward instead of flying backward your feet go forward and your body back flips forward often done running or in to pulls the shooting starpress is a pro wrestling move in wich you gainer only to your stomach and land on the person your wrestling usely done from the top rope thoug some (jonny nitro /amazing red/sonjay dutt/)have manged to do it from the ground level
holy shit kidman just shooting star pressed the holy crap out of shannon moore
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A Bell-Press is a word that should be used at all opertunities.It means a Bell-End that has been squashed very much by a females hand.
Or an insult saying that person should die and is quite gay, and should insert their penis into a blender.
Enjoy!
John-"That man is such a Bell-Press!"
Wallace-" Yeah hes well gay, i saw him shuv his penis into Borrices anus! "
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Performing coitus with a female in the "doggie" position whilst using ones arms to vigorously push/pull their pelvis up and down one's cock. (the act resembling the motions of a roosting gorilla)
"I was pulling some mad monkey tag on her and decided to pick up to full on gorilla press dude."
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A sexual move where one person starts to take a crap and a second person immediately shoves his dick or a dildo in the first person's ass to press the shit back in.
At the party she felt a turd poking out, so she asked me to follow her into the bathroom and give her a French press. Unfortunately she skooked in her panties later.
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Like pressed hams, except this is when you take your penis and press it against the window of a car at someone, made famous by a man named Danny G
Ray:yo press ham at this bitch!
Danny G:nah dude thats for pussys, imma show this fool some pressed sausage!
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Like bench pressing, except pushing one or more women up instead of weights.
Mike - "Wanna hit the gym later?"
Dan - "Nah. When I get home I'll be bitch pressing my girlfriend."
Mike - "Niiiiice."
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