buy a vowel

To purchase illegal substances popular at raves. Two especially are indicated in this phrase:
1) LSD, also known as acid (A)
2) MDMA, also known as ecstasy (E)
As A and E are vowels, to "buy a vowel" is to purchase one of these drugs. The phrase is derived from the popular "Wheel of Fortune" television game show, but its raver connotations were spread by the movie "Groove."

Buyer: "Hi. I want to buy a vowel."
Dealer: "All right. A or E?"

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mass buying

is something swiffers do after their idol begs them to do it

we are mass buying because Taylor begged us to

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Buying a Toyota

To kill a person or a group of people. In reference to the 2010 malfunctions with Toyota brand vehicles (accelerators & braking systems). The logic at this time was that if someone was wanted dead, buy him/her a Toyota and it would take care of the problem.

Buying a Toyota has absolutely nothing to do with the purchase of an automobile. This saying is just a metaphor for committing murder or ridding oneself of a problem.

1.Thug 1: Man they say that Amanda is down at the precinct singing like a bird.
Thug 2: Yeah I heard. Don't worry I'm gonna buy the bitch a Toyota and everything is gonna be cool.

2. Carol: Girl, I'm so tired of my husband; he's so boring.

Anne: Why don't you leave him?

Carol: Because we live off of his inheritance.

Anne: Well you could always buy him a Toyota.

Carol: Now there's an idea!

3. Terrence: Mark, what are you going to do about Jeffery threatening your life.

Mark: I'm in the process of buying a Toyota for that dude right now.

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Great Buy

The term for a 24-ounce can of an Arizona Beverage Company drink. The nickname originated in Bay Shore, NY (and Erie, PA) during the late 1990's.

"Let's go get a great buy and a shliiish from Momma's"

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buying water

Putting random coins into a fountain and wishing, although knowing they will not come true.

Kid 1: "What are you doing, wishing?"
Guy 2: "No! I am just buying water!"

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Bitch buy

When someone owes money to someone and pays off the debt buying things with a credit card instead of giving them the cash in hand.
Coming from the phrase "You are my bitch."

Guy 1: Dude, you own me $20.
Guy 2: Alright alright, let me bitch buy you something, what do you want, you hungry?
Guy 1: Get me a coke.

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Buy the dip

When your favorite stock keeps tanking and you keep buying until you run outta money, hoping it rebounds and make you crazy rich.

Trader: bro AMC keeps tanking on me, I'm losing all my money.
Friend: bro buy the dip and hold!

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