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gardening while having anal sex, using excrement as fertilizer.
Alan can't grow shit, but he doesn't let that stop him from being a cabbage fairy.
an elderly or worn out womans vagina
i was gonna bang your mom last night but after peeling through several layers of her flesh cabbage, i gave up, realizing i could never find its heart.
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The feeling you get when you watch Sickly movies... Like twilight
(muff gar-bage) NOUN
Vulgar term for a woman's horribly overused, flappy, gaping, pungent, bacterial-vaginosis infested vagina.
Instead of saying "muff garbage", clowns from New Jersey sound like they're saying "muff cabbage" because of their ridiculous accent. Coined by a recent episode of South Park entitled "It's a Jersey Thing" in which they make a parody of the useless wastes of life who appear in the show "Jersey Shore" Which should never be watched by anyone. Ever.
"YOU'RE GAH-BIDGE! YOU'RE MUFF CABBAGE! YOU GOT CABBAGE IN YUH MUFF! YOU GOT CABBEGE.. IN.. YOUR.. MUFF!!!"
"Mom, Dad.. What is MUFF CABBAGE?"
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smelly neon-green creamy discharge from a woman's unhealthy cunt after a good hard fucking.
that cunt cabbage coming out of sarah palin's nasty snatch is the same color as KFC coleslaw!
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An overpowering, foul fart reeking of rotten cabbage.
Louise let a cabbage fart in the Chinese restaurant, and the waiter yelled, "OK now, who make fong pei?"
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An area in small towns with houses that are past the train tracks. This entire area is usually called Cabbage Town and people will most likely answer all your problems with "oh, it's because you're from Cabbage Town". Also where Ethan and Brooke live oh and also where angie used to live♥
jon: dude, my girlfriend dumped me.
pete: it's because you're from cabbage town
lloyd: holy fuck! i lost my wallet AND my camera!
larry: thats what you get for living in cabbage town man.
brooke: i hate my life
conor: cabbage town does that shit to you.
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