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Stuffing socks inside your underwear to make it apear as if God gave you some real meat.
Girl 1: Oh shit girl look at that guys package I could use a couple inches of that
Girl 2: I don't know it't not shaped quite right I think he's Calvin Kleining
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What you wear when you can't afford Ralph Lauren and/or when you're waging a war on society and decide that you're not going to join in with the mainstream fuckbois.
Dude: "Yo man what's up with the Calvin Klein? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR POLOS SON??"
Friend: "Man fuck Polos, I'm done with that shit. FUCK SOCIETY."
Dude: "You're broke aren't you?"
Friend: "..Maybe."
booty ralph lauren
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When you’re not quite Gucci, but you’re getting there.
Friend: We Gucci? Me: We’re Calvin Klein.
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When in the shower, your partner will take a shit in your hand. You will then use it as a shampoo
Wow you smell like you've just gotten out of a steamy calvin.
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the type of underwear every lil fuck boy wears a little higher than their pants so when they take off their shirt everyone can see the brand of underwear there wearing.
Tom; "did you see that fight between alex and john???"
Mark; "yup sure did"
Tom; "did u see when alex took off his shirt?"
Mark; "ugh that lil fuck boy?"
Tom; "why is he a fuck boy?'
Mark did you what underwear he was wearing?"
Tom; no why?
Mark; he was wearing calvin klein"
Tom; "ooooh fuck alex!, that lil fuck boy"
Mark; "fuck that lil fuck boy"
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A fat chinese guy who participates in sport, mostly basketball. They are stinky and like eating lots of noodle soup.
(sometimes refered to as a Brice)
Shortened version can be Tse!
1. Guy number 1: Hey look over there. Its a fat chinese guy playing basketball with a instant noodle soup packet in his pocket.
Guy number 2: What a Calvin tse!
Can be further emphasised by adding the phrase, Brice maaate! or even Brice a donkey!
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A very attractive guy w ho gives girls fanny flutters and is 100% daddy material
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