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you can bet your biffy

Slang: "You bet your ass."

Bob: "Hey Joe, wasn't that just the greatest movie that we just saw?" Joe: "You can bet your biffy that it was, Bob!"

by terra esoteric December 24, 2009


can i ask you a question?

The most stupidest idiotic question you could ask someone, because you 1) Asked if you "can" when you just did, 2) because you just asked a question asking if you could ask a question & 3) cause you are stupid

Dude1: Can I ask you a question?

Dude2: Shut your face

by CA3B20A3G September 18, 2007

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catch me if you can

Imperative formor as a dare

A nicer way of telling someone, " stop being a stupid porchdog and at least try to give me a decent counter argument"

When you say catch me if you can to someone, you can't be considered a pundit because you know that the person you are talking to is indeed capable of having a coherent argument with you and is being lazy.

by Sexydimma March 7, 2021

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can I buy you a drink?

This phrase is recognised as the best way to attract members of the opposite sex. Let's face it, who dosen't want a free drink?

Can I buy you a drink?


Sure.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

56๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Can I ask you something?

That question which often precedes "are you gay?"

This can come from anybody who has little experience going about somebody potentially in the closet, most of all those who don't know to avoid asking directly. That includes friends, co-workers, parents, cousins, family, and even other known gays.

Heterosexual: Hey, can I ask you something? Don't be offended. You don't need to answer if you don't want to.

Internally- panicking and closeted homosexual: Yeah, what is it?
Heterosexual: Are you gay?

by 83rd element December 27, 2018

25๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


You can kiss my ass.

When someone thinks they can have a good day.

You want to have a good day? You can kiss my ass.

by Me will make t bad be die April 15, 2020

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


you can do better than that

Try again sucka!

Hot way of telling someone their idea sucked.

Stan - Thinkin about this new T.I.?

Biff - You can do better than that - grab that Pitbull shit!

by chrisking5150 December 3, 2010

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