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When you fuck a girl on her period, pull out, and blow a load of jizz and blood on her face, making it appear as if she is sucking a candy cane.
I gave that bitch a candy cane.
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A hot, way too young for you girl or guy.
Jarred is going to get a taste of his cradle candy.
A person who deals candy to kids. Please note, some kids smoke smarties, and snort them. However, a candy dealer can deal candy without going to jail. Mostly used in middle schools and elementary schools. Sells candy like tick tacs, smarties, fun dip, and other crushable candy crushed up.
Jake: Dude I got some extra dough from that candy dealer.
Cyrus: Should we smoke it or snort it?
Dan: we should snort it with vinegar, so than we'd totally get high.
Provides mental stimulation through visual and/or audible sensations. Which, when combined with other stimuli, such as at a music concert, can invoke feelings of euphoria and energy that otherwise are only reachable through mind altering chemicals.
Chris Houser (guitarist for The Werks) is such mind candy! I can watch him all night!
Tag Candy refers to Guilds in online games that do absolutely nothing, but have a sweet name.
iCow: Welcome to our guild. Notice its not Tag Candy. You either participate or get kicked.
The Rock's favorite mode of saying "pussy" or "sissy'
The Rock: Why don't you get your candy ass in this ring?
John Cena: You guys wanna see a fight, well sorry, not today. Good Bye!!
A Fan: Pussy!
ME: Stop reading this
Items such as yard decor, flowers or furniture that add color to an outdoor landscape.
Who planted the red flower bulbs; nice yard candy!