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when you diarrehea in a tube sock and slap someone in the face with it.
i totally fucking sloppy carled parry last night because she wouldnt pass the salt.
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The ULTIMATE ladies man. Buy him croissants and he's all yours...
Friend: Hey, isn't that dude the one who stole a truck full of croissants last weekend?
Friend 2: Yeah, his names Carl Wheezer? I think.
Me: Ohhh... My.... God..... He's so hot, I've never wanted to be a croissant so bad in my whole life.
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A previously shaved or waxed vagina that is now unkept and neglected.
Brian: Hey, Kristen, remember that one Vivendi party where you got drunk and showed everyone your Carl?
Kristen: If I was getting more sex, I probably would have done something about my 5 o'clock Carl. But the Ducks haven't lost a game yet so I am growing out my bearded Carl in hopes they'll win the Stanley Cup!
Carl Bowmaker is usually a ginger and foul creature found in the North East. Whilst there have been a number of recent sightings of this mythical beast its habitat is still not clear. Approach with caution as the Carl Bowmaker is known to have a short temper.
I saw a right Carl Bowmaker the other day. It was terrifying!
Cockey rhyming slang named after the former Gillingham, Sheffield United and Millwall striker for "harbour".
Let's go daaan the Carl Asaba and see if we can nick some fish off the ships.
Similar to riding bitch, this derogatory phrase describes someone riding in the middle of the backseat without any manner of protest over their social standing
Doesn’t Joe hate riding bitch?
No he knows his place he’s riding carl