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Catching Jokes

Used by some to describe the regular consumption of alcohol to excess, rendering one incapable of motor control or muscular integrity. Despite the suggestion implicit in the phrase, there is in fact nothing amusing or comical about such a situation. It is in fact a dark and rather pathetic state of affairs.

Use of phrase especially favoured by alcoholic apologists. (See dickhead)

"I am just catching jokes"

by H638391 May 18, 2008

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catch the neck

to get a blowjob from a willing female

yo i caught the neck from your sister.......aye shorty can i catch the neck

by huge cock guy May 28, 2007

39๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Catch a Charge

To perform an act that can result in legal problems.

Amie: I'm so mad at Alison, next time I see her, I'm going to kick her in the face.

Jeff: You ready to catch a charge over her punk ass?

by MaryJane123 December 9, 2005

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Catch-14

A Catch-14 is a situation where a solution to a trivial problem is rejected for nonsensical or nonexistent reasons. The name is a reference to one proposed title for the book Catch-22, which was rejected because the number 14 was not "funny enough".

"I had to stay late at work due to a Catch-14 my boss had with using an LDAP query to poll user information"

or

"I had to come in over the weekend to rewrite our back end code, the boss wanted to use magic quotes instead of mysqli because they were 'magic'"

"Catch 14 man" *smokes blunt*

by ADINSX_sa August 14, 2009

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Catch the Fade

A phrase formed in southern San Diego, CA. It is mainly used to call out another in a fight.

Catch the fade, homie!

by rkrr July 20, 2010

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deadliest catch

Pretty much the best show on the Discovery Channel. Its about the most dangerous job in America. It takes place in the Bering Sea in Unalaka Alaska. Someday I will be a greenhorn!

Did you watch the Deadliest Catch last tuesday?

by Corrie Modica June 9, 2007

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Catch Fighting

(aka Hook Fighting)An American Martial Art that derives from the British "Catch As Catch Can", which derives from the Ancient Greek Martial Art of Pankration. Very Similar to modern MMA.

Catch Fighting combines boxing, wrestling and kicking. It is from the 1600's, the 13 colonies.

by Levi Goven October 15, 2008

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