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Ceiling Cat

He represents god, usually referred to on LOLCats.com
but sometimes people make things like "ceiling cat the movie". His rival is basement cat who represents Satin. His son is Happy cat who represents Jesus.

Tom: Hey did you see that new ceiling cat LOL?
Jerry: Is it the one where he kills basement cat?

by ObviouslyTrollingButMayNotBe October 23, 2011

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Ceiling Titty

A type of light bulb

"I have a Ceiling Titty in my room."

by Cackroche September 6, 2021

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Ceiling Horse

Just like ceiling cat but is a horse instead.

Ceiling Horse > Ceiling Cat

All horses are bad people, except for Ceiling Horse.

I thought I seen ceiling cat but instead it was Ceiling Horse.

by jrdnllrd October 9, 2008

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Stuck-on-the-ceiling parenting

Trying hard to fit in with your kids, but failing miserably. Derived from Rocket League when parents play the game with their kids, but can't get their car off the ceiling as heard on What's That Word Podcast.

Teen 1: My mom got her 'mom' jeans out thinking she could fit in with us.

Teen 2: That is some serious stuck-on-the-ceiling parenting.

by Cori and Laura October 7, 2021


debt ceiling chicken

A game where everyone in Congress refuses to agree on a deal to raise the debt ceiling until the last possible minute. It's like regular chicken, but instead of driving cars at each other, politicians are using the economy.

John Boehner: I don't give a shit if our country turns into Mad Max 2. I'm going to win this game of debt ceiling chicken.
Barack Obama: Challenge accepted!

by themalk August 6, 2011

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Paint the ceiling red

To blow your head with a shotgun in such a way that the brain matter would cover the ceiling

Lad 1 : You suck at Hoi4
Lad 2 : go paint the ceiling red

by Mustard_Gas April 10, 2022

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Ceiling-Fan Throbber

When a man puts his erect penis into a running ceiling fan, making a "Pud pud pud pud" sound.

Man my cock hurts after that ceiling-fan throbber!

by Blegh the big Dicker November 11, 2015