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channel 5

Crappy programming - only good for the porn.

"Channel 5 is brilliant."
"Shut up asshole, the only thing good about it is the porn."
"Channel 5 is brilliant for porn."

by Soiled Undergarment August 21, 2003

16๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cock Channel

1) The space between the breasts of a woman. Can be formed naturally but normally appears on women that have poorly implanted fun bags.

2) The space between the breasts of a fat girl. The space is normally used to stimulate the cock of a man that likes to tittie-fuck nasty ho's.

a.k.a cock canal

Dude, did you see Tara Reid's nip slip?

Yeah bro, her nipples are fucked but I would love to slide 'shorty' in her cock channel.

by Northsider May 5, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


channel surfer

Someone whose interests are always changing or who never sees an endeavour through to the end; a capricious individual.

"That channel surfer's skateboard has been gathering dust in his garage ever since he started doing karate."

by Encantadoro August 3, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


disney channel

The only network more evil than mtv. Nuff said

Yesterday I got so bored, I watched the disney channel for about half an hour; it gave me terminal brain cancer.

by doopidman July 1, 2014

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuck Channel

A person who lives in their own fucked-up world. Dont see anything outside their own ideas and belief system. Sort of like extreme mental tunnel vision

Your nothing but a fuck channel.

You fuck channel

by Modern day arguer February 2, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


channel 1

A form of propaganda used in public schools. It is basically 15 minutes of military and anti-drug commercials with 1 or two minutes of biased 'news' in between.

Channel 1: JOIN THE NAVY!

Students:(in unison) Yes, master.

Channel 1: IF YOU SMOKE WEED ONCE YOU WILL DIE!!!

Students:(in unison, again) Yes, master.

Channel 1: BUSH IS AN EXTREMELY HANDSOME, BRAVE, INTELLIGENT LEADER!

Students:(in unison) Yes, he is, isn't he?

Me:(destroys TV with bat.) FORM YOUR OWN OPINIONS DAMMIT!

Students:(Unison) BUSH IS AN EXTREMELY HANDSOME, BRAVE, INTELLIGENT LEADER!

Me:FUUUUUUCCCK!

by trevor the greatest lover in the world March 13, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


cbbc channel

CBBC Channel - Childrens television channel on satellite and cable television in england. from the BBC.

The chav equivelant of a babysitter or child minder

Chav Parents: "Lets go out nick a car, get drunk, take drugs and leave the kids infront of the CBBC Channel" - we would like to be able to afford cartoon network, disney and nickelodeon but cant.

by djchrissy August 20, 2004

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