Crappy programming - only good for the porn.
"Channel 5 is brilliant."
"Shut up asshole, the only thing good about it is the porn."
"Channel 5 is brilliant for porn."
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1) The space between the breasts of a woman. Can be formed naturally but normally appears on women that have poorly implanted fun bags.
2) The space between the breasts of a fat girl. The space is normally used to stimulate the cock of a man that likes to tittie-fuck nasty ho's.
a.k.a cock canal
Dude, did you see Tara Reid's nip slip?
Yeah bro, her nipples are fucked but I would love to slide 'shorty' in her cock channel.
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Someone whose interests are always changing or who never sees an endeavour through to the end; a capricious individual.
"That channel surfer's skateboard has been gathering dust in his garage ever since he started doing karate."
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The only network more evil than mtv. Nuff said
Yesterday I got so bored, I watched the disney channel for about half an hour; it gave me terminal brain cancer.
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A person who lives in their own fucked-up world. Dont see anything outside their own ideas and belief system. Sort of like extreme mental tunnel vision
Your nothing but a fuck channel.
You fuck channel
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A form of propaganda used in public schools. It is basically 15 minutes of military and anti-drug commercials with 1 or two minutes of biased 'news' in between.
Channel 1: JOIN THE NAVY!
Students:(in unison) Yes, master.
Channel 1: IF YOU SMOKE WEED ONCE YOU WILL DIE!!!
Students:(in unison, again) Yes, master.
Channel 1: BUSH IS AN EXTREMELY HANDSOME, BRAVE, INTELLIGENT LEADER!
Students:(in unison) Yes, he is, isn't he?
Me:(destroys TV with bat.) FORM YOUR OWN OPINIONS DAMMIT!
Students:(Unison) BUSH IS AN EXTREMELY HANDSOME, BRAVE, INTELLIGENT LEADER!
Me:FUUUUUUCCCK!
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CBBC Channel - Childrens television channel on satellite and cable television in england. from the BBC.
The chav equivelant of a babysitter or child minder
Chav Parents: "Lets go out nick a car, get drunk, take drugs and leave the kids infront of the CBBC Channel" - we would like to be able to afford cartoon network, disney and nickelodeon but cant.
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