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When you are getting your dick sucked and you pull out and break her nose then jizz on it.
Do it when a bitch is dragging teeth
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When you are drunk and trying to say "strawberry shortcake" but you think of the restaurant Cheesecake Factory instead and end up saying the restaurant name.
F*ck that b*tch, i'll give her a "cheesecake factory".
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When a male is having intercourse with a partner, then forces said partner's face into their armpit until the partner vomits. The man then scrapes the vomit into a pie-plate and mixes with cream cheese, then forces his partner to eat it.
Guy 1: "Man, my girl's into some weird shit, and she wanted to try something new, so I didn't shower for like, three days, and I gave her an orangutan-cheesecake last night."
Guy 2: "Dude! That's fuckin' sick! Did she like it?"
Guy 1: " Nah, man.....nah..."
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You give a chick a facial, then give her a bloody nose.
Her nose was broken case I gave her a cheery cheesecake.
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An extremely athletic and violent sexual act, in which you rub a honeybun against your penis as lubricant, roll it up like a treasure map and tuck it into the receiving end’s ass. The honeybun is then forced out with a strong gust of force and winds before ejaculation and covered with feces and splooge. The honeybun is then placed in the oven for 30 minutes at 200 degrees and shared by all participants.
“Bro, why did my dad kick you out of the sleepover last Friday?”
“I asked him to honeybun cheesecake me…”
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When you cum on a girl's tits and make her lick it off.
"Damn Leroy, I just gave that hood rat a cheesecake lollipop!"
"Whaaaa?!"
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To choke the cheesecake is to perform any sexual act in conjunction with a food item in direct contact with the genitalia.
Cheesecake, while being quite prevalent in such acts, is but one of many. There have been reports of using franks and beans, and even pineapples.
I wouldn't go in there if I were you. He's choking the cheesecake.
You wanna choke the cheesecake? Fine. But I'm not cleaning up after you.
You did WHAT to our wedding cake??
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