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A reference to music audiences in Chicago, Illinois who are primarily comprised of 18-25 year-old hipsters whose glassy-eyed apathy seemingly contradicts their voluntary financial investment for ticket prices (usually paid for by their parents). Reports of "Electrifying" and "Dull" performances alike from these audience members are uttered from identical, expressionless faces.
In no other U.S. city do so many under-appreciated, self-published music critics gather for the communal enjoyment of music as they do in The Windy City, where they may collectively tranquilize entertainers with The Chicago Stare.
The effect achieved when a man tucks his genitalia betwixt his thighs creating a faux vagina.
*see fruit basket.
That scene in Silence of the Lambs with the Chicago pussy freaked me out!
This fantastic move requires you be close to ejaculation. On the verge of climax, you stick an empty Red Solo cup in the girl's pussy when she's lying on her back. Blow your load into the cup. (Be sure not to spill). Pull her legs up on your shoulders and make your undeveloped children seep down her pubic area, down her stomach, and into her mouth if you have miraculous accuracy.
Lay down bitch, here comes the Chicago Koozie.
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to make multiple number of votes in an election or poll - like they used to (and probably still do) do in Chicago.
_@_v - you can bet i'll be chicago voting thumbs up a million times once this definition is posted...
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a suburb of chicago that used to be run by the mob and be a pretty nice place to be. Now its over run with section 8 and is shitty as hell.
Chicago Heights was the "Height" of Chicago.
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Legendary one man zombie killing army. Sightings of him are uncommon as his looks can kill. To go 'Chicago Ted' means to become a unstoppable death dealer to the undead.
Some fact have surfaced about Chicago Ted but his real identity remains unknown.
FACTS:
Zombies dont infect Chicago Ted, he infects them. With 'DEAD'.
Chicago Ted never blinks.
Chicago Ted doesnt rescue you from the zombies. You rescue the zombies from Chicago Ted.
The witch takes care not to alert Chicago Ted.
Chicago Ted isn't immune, he's just never been bitten.
The only real safe room, is the room Chicago Ted is in.
There was like one hundred and eleventy zombies running at me and I just went all 'Chicago Ted' and killed them all
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Bread from chicago. You eat it its awesome
damn whoever doesn't know what chicago bread is obiously isn't from chicago.
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