A bloody turd stuck in a urinal
Dude, I was just in the bathroom, and someone left a stinky chud berry in there
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The act of kneeling and sucking the dick of an older man.
Harry was chewing the chud with Albert in the pub toilets.
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Comedy Weapon; an empty bottle of vodka wrapped in barbed wire. Most commonly found near the Glasgow area of Scotland; used for social events, weddings, barfights, funerals..
"I'm gonna smash his car wi' a fockn..Chud-mincer!"
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Man who handles big meat for a living.
You hear that new Kid Cudi song . Shhhh I'm watching Chud Johnston and his meat.
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Generally referring to someone who is being an asshole/dick head, in the metaphorical aspect they are a big piece of shit. It can also be used as a code name for a coworker, or a person with a managerial position that often abuses their authority in a unprofessional and/or uneducated manner.
I bet Uncle Chud sits in his office smoking a corn cob pipe while sniffing his own farts. That asshole denied all my time off requests, what a fucking turd.
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porcelin chud bin is a toilet
"jus going using ure porcelin chud bin mate"
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