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Kid: I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi bill clinton
The hottest, most sexy boy around. You will never find a better man than the OG John Clinton. There is only one. THE John Clinton. All hail.
I just saw John Clinton and I camed in my pants.
1. noun: any object that can be used for sexual intercoarse either on top of or next to
2. noun: an illegal drug given to an infant in the form of gum drops or other deluctable treats
3. verb: the act of stealing socks off of elderly people while they sleep
4. adjective: describes a person that thinks with his penis, or other sexual organ, rather then his brain.
5. direct object: a substance that is given to midjets inorder to coerse
them into having an intense chess tournament with the giver
6. adverb: describes an action or movement that which seems offensive to humans but reminds certain animals of their mother, therefore atracts the
1. I did this chick last night on top of a hard Bill Clinton
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Incredibly she is the Senator from New York. Those who helped put her in office are now completely unable to point out a single accomplishment by this troll in the 4-plus years she's been here.
She immediately forgot the Western New York population as soon as her blinders were adjusted towards her White House prospects. Yet every time she takes a nice shit we have to hear about it in our local media. Apparently uninteresting news reporting is far more suitable to the Buffalo media than demanding she account for a single accomplishment for her constituents.
Has been completely silent about the budget disaster in Erie County because it doesn't jive with her photo ops in Iraq, and because she couldn't give a rat's ass.
A woman in the White House? Sure, why not? But for the love of all that is sacred, not her!
Grab her by her cankles and send her back to Arkansas.
Tonight on the 11 o'clock news: Hillary Rodham Clinton made a visit to Buffalo today, where she spoke about issues important only to today's polling, and quickly left without answering any unscripted questions. Gee, let's put her in the White House.
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The 42nd so-called "president of the United States" who proved to be the most subversive and hypocritical "commander in chief" to date. Accomplishments incude:
1) Having a affair (and being impeached for perjury partially as a result) with a White House intern.
2) Despite his own '60s era admiration of draft evaders and goals of avoiding mandatory military service (aka the draft) during the Vietnam war,Bill Clinton (aka Slick Willie) championed Selective Service draft registration to continue despite his own actions to the contrary about 30 years earlier. Hypocrite!
Bill Clinton was (and still is) a liberal subversive! At least I had guts enough to serve in the military.
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One who once held tight to certain conivctions, but soon realized that a goal was more easily achieved by trying to make everyone happy by suddenly accepting everyone's ideas; Rice Pudding.
Turning into a "centrist" for personal gain.
To win I must make everyone happy. I'll become a Hillary Clinton.
He WAS original, but now he's becoming a Hillary Clinton.
Guy 1: How'd you get her to go with you?
Guy 2: We had long conversations in English class. She likes me for who I am.
Guy 1: BS, she hates everything you represent.
Guy 2: Haha, you're right, all i had to do was be a Hillary Clinton. She ate it all up.
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If elected America's first drag queen president.
Guy: Hey it's that Democratic dude clinton running for president.
Me: You mean Obama
Guy: No Obama's not white
Me:Wait Hilary she's a woman
Guy: No fuckin way that's a chick!!!!!
Me: I'm telling you Hillary Clinton is just a very unattractive woman
Guy: O.O
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