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A beard that a male grows in college because he is fascinated with the fact he can grow facial hair. Often seen among those who consider themselves artistic or interested in the arts.
"Man, I was up visiting schools last week and I saw many college beards I thought I was hanging with some Orthodox Jews."
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A group of filthy monkey making hootchies that ruthlessly forces many students to give them monetary value in exchange for "elgibility."
The College Board took my baby away.
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A nickname that can be applied to the biggest bros at college. Usually at least 6'2", shaggy hair, sunglasses at all times, plaid clothing...you get the picture. Theres always at least one at a party and they piss everyone off as soon as they get there. Usually not in a frat, but dress frattier than frat guys and have no limits. They say bro a lot
Look at College McDude over there in the corner being a dickhead
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A college where hippies, hunters, stoners and hipster all live in peace in the woods of Wisconsin.
I graduated from Northland College with a degree in Peace Studies, I'm unemployed.
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A branch of the Soviet secret police, the KGB. This organization used to be known as KolleGeBoard, but the title changed due to inconspicuousness.
The aims of College Board include:
1. undermining the US economy by forcing honest citizens to create a direct deposit of their hard earned salary to College Board's bank account
2. brainwashing the youth of American by conditioning them to respond to BUBBLE stimuli
The rest of College Board's aims are currently unknown, but a group of specialized agents are currently working on that.
"The KGB still lives inside all of us in the form of questions with 5 answer choices. They promote themselves through College Board."
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Private Ivy League university in chilly Hanover, NH. Dartmouth offers a broad liberal arts education, serving as a feeder school to many prestigious grad schools. Dartmouth tends to attract smart, white, preppy, Conservatives or smart, white, crunchy, outdoorsy kids who just want to go skiing and drink beer. The unique D-Plan is both a bonus and a bummer- while it does let students take terms off to travel and enjoy excellent internships and jobs, people are always coming and going, making it difficult to see your base of friends on a regular basis.
Characterized by fiercely loyal alumni and a powerful Greek system, the Dartmouth undergraduate community is particularly strong- with movies such as "Animal House" based on Dartmouth undergraduate life. Although outdoor sports like skiing and hiking tend to be preferred more than basketball or soccer, Dartmouth students are generally pretty fit.
Notable parts of a Dartmouth education include "X" term (all sophomores are required to spend sophomore summer on campus), the Winter Carnival, Green Key, and the PE requirement. Famous alumni include Dr. Seuss, Robert Frost, Nelson Rockefeller, and Daniel Webster.
"It's a small college sir, but there are those who love it.
-Daniel Webster, class of 1801
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The most Ghetto place on the planet.
The bronx aren't even half as ghetto as this place
Gangsta 1: "oi bruv which college you reppin'"
Gangsta 2: "I iz reppin Richmond College innit blud"
Gangsta 1: "Safetings bruv dat place is ghetto! Esher isn't anywhere near as ghetto as dat!"