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The term used to refer to erectile problems during anal sex. Primarily, although not exclusively, used to describe a gay man where impotency has struck during intercourse.
Anthony: I'm not feeling anything anymore?
Sebastian: I'm so sorry, I've gone limp.
Anthony: A semi-colon does nothing for me, Sebastian.
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See: Golden Bath
The MLB counterpart to a Wayne Gretzky. So there you are fucking a chick in her tight little asshole when suddenly you unleash a vicious stream of... urine into her colon via the anal pathway. Invoking the star pitcher's name at the commission of this act is highly reccomended.
Dude, I totally Bartolo Colon'd that chickk last night... she got so pissed til she realized I warmed her colon up nice and good.
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To place mentos up your shitter followed by a direct diet coke injection resulting in explosive colon clensing results.
Man that dump i just took felt like a Bagdad Colonic
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When your asshole is inflamed, torn, & bleeding profusely due to many rigorous anal fucks by multitudes of men.
That bitch sure does have a swollen colon, after all she just got clusterfucked by a dozen dudes.
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The act in after anal intercourse one affixes the lips of the mouth to the anus and proceeds to blow as if inflating a balloon.
Jay just gave Mary a Colon Blow
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A small metalic pipe used in the cleansing of the colon. Also doubles as a whistle. The usage of the colon pipe in an msn conversation will produce a straight mouthed face.
John - "Hey Billy, I just got a new colon pipe!"
Billy - ":|"
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The Colon Cleanse is a complex sexual act that begins by inserting Mentos into your partners anus, convincing them that the candies are in fact anal beads. Once five or six mentos have been inserted, the male partner squeezes a bottle of Diet Coke into the female's rectum and plugs her butt with his erect penis. As the reaction between the coke and Mentos commences, the male partner must concentrate on holding his position for maximum explosion, and finally removing his penis from the woman's anus, releasing a whirlwind of Coke-Mentos-Feces-Ejaculate Fluid blend that effectively "cleanses" the colon.
MIKEY: My girlfriends flatulence have smelled quite fresh ever since we performed the Colon Cleanse last night.
JOSTON: Dude, I hope you put some plastic sheets down or something.
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