beer coma

the heavy sleep after a night of drinking tons of alcohol where you cant be woken up for anything

i was supposed to meet my buddy this morning for a movie but i was in a beer coma

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tetris coma

To play tetris for so long that you go into a coma like state where you do nothing but breathe and play tetris.

Mom:"John went into a tetris coma this week."
Relative:"What's that?"
Mom:"He was playing tetris on his laptop for so long he wouldn't respond to anyone anymore and only played it."

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food coma

When you're so full that no matter where you are or what you're doing you just want to sleep.

"She just ate a whole burrito bowl from Chipotle, she's gonna food coma"

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boner coma

The phenomenon known to commonly occur in males, when the heart cannot support the pumping of blood to both the brain and the erect penis. This often times causes a "blackout" period, from which the male wakes up in the middle of coitus with someone he may have normally never considered.

I was sitting at home playin with my cock, next think you know, I'm on top of that fat bitch Tracy! Must have went into a goddamn boner coma, cause I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick!

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Sleep Coma

Never waking up for anything during a long duration of sleep.

ex. ' i slept 18 hours without going to the bathroom or anything, i was in sleep coma'

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oxford coma

A deep sleep brought on by an exceedingly boring grammar lesson.

Shortly after Mrs. Harrison launched into a spirited soliloquy about present participles, I slipped into an oxford coma that lasted until the lunch bell.

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Meat Coma

The use of meat to induce heavy sleeping...

Also, Name of annual fest put on by the A/V geeks in St. Petersburg, Florida..

"Those 2 steaks I ate last night put me in a meat coma."

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