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The act of wearing underwear in which the elasticity has been lost in the waist band.
Jane: Why you keep messing with your pants. Its annoying.
Dick: My underwear keep falling down; I guess I'm going half commando.
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A Commando grandma is one that teaches her grandchildren how to help out there mom and dad by teaching them how to do easy household chores like dishes etc. Therefore she is often viewed as a commando grandma working to get things done, especially with young kids, while they learn as they work.
Colin wiped the inside of the microwave out while his sisters did the dishes together, they had a blast ...........while commando grandma teached them.
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Total commando means something is really manly or amazing.
It's like saying "intense" or "epic"
Whoa that giant robot over there is so total commando!
Johnny: I can break this rock with my face. Really.
Steve: total commando.
Johnny: yeah I'm pretty cool...
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*To masturbate.
*A type of military operation and technique involving a solo commando unit.
*To not wear underwear (the reason for this really revolves around the fact that commando missions are so intense that you supposedly shit your pants...thus if you don't wear underwear during a commando mission, you basically test yourself in the attempt to ensure that you don't crap yourself during the mission).
SOMEONE : "Looks like Dave's goin' commando today!"
ME (in camoflauge & aviator shades) : "Hey, I'm wearing underwear today."
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You heard Jones got a transfer to the Royal Logistic Corps? He's gonna be a real life cabbage commando!
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1. To fuck a woman without a condom
1. Dude, she was hot for it last night, but I didn't have a rubber so I had to go commando
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A buddy who takes out the ugly chick so you can score the hot chick
She's hot for me, but won't leave unless her friend is scoring too - play the love commando for me buddy and I'll sort you next time out...
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