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When you are fucking someone in a busy intersection with a loaded RPG and fire it just as she is about to cum
Did you see the Connecticut car accident last night? it killed 33 peoples and still isnt illegal.
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the best place ever to live.
it isn't part of the snobby or mean part of connecticut
most people aren't rich either.
there is alot of trees and a beautiful lake.
everything is close together
mcdonalds, stop n'shop, and duckin'donuts are all right next to each other.
it is an awesome small little town
awesome town connecticut east hampton East Hampton, connecticut
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to have sex while both people are doing a crab walk, both people look like 2 penguins waddleing while doing it
i took a girl home last night but i didnt get my work out in that day so i figured id give her the ole connecticut crab waddler, my friend came in and said we looked like 2 penguins
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The CT ass-tax is begins when you first move to CT. First, you ask the state for their permisson to come there and get raped in the ass. Next, on your way to CT, they rape you in the ass outside a toll booth multiple times in full view of the public. If you don't stop at the toll booth, they will snap an image of your plate, then send you angry letters until you finally allow them to rape you. Once you have moved in, you must now agree to get raped once per year for owning a vehicle, and then again every two years; again, for owning a vehicle. Now that your ass has been thoroughly raped, you need to go to the doctor. Luckily, the doctor will actually treat ypur raped asshole... Only for you to be raped again! Your insurance has now raped your ass, because they don't cover ass-raping on your policy and now you have to pay full price.
I moved to CT, and I have been paying the Connecticut ass-tax ever since. And let me tell ya, my prison wallet hurts like hell.
When you she shows you her nips (nipples), so you take out two nips (miniature alcohol bottles), open them on her nipples, and chug half of each bottle. Pour the rest of the alcohol in her pussy and fuck her, using the alcohol as lube.
Dude did you hear what Andrew did with his girlfriend last night? He got really drunk and did a connecticut river run
As of 2011 Second most populated city in Connecticut, probably the most known city in CT besides Hartford, Bridgeport and Stamford. Also fourth most dangerous city in the country. New Haven is home to the Amistad and Yale University which is one of the best five Ivy League schools in the country. New Haven also has Hopkins school which is one of the best co-educational day school for grades 7-12 founded in 1660. New Haven is also home to the Connecticut Tennis Center where tournaments with some of the world's best tennis players. The Westville section of the city has much of the city's Jewish population and Yale activities. NH is CT's best college town, has a good amount of club's and bars..now it gets real..New Haven has the largest population of African Americans in Connecticut. Hartford and Bridgeport has more West Indians but NH still has them too, more neighborhoods are turning into projects. Yale area is dangerous, YOU WILL GET ROBBED! Things go down all the time all throughout the city a lot of stabbings and shootings, robberies. Things do pop off in the clubs. Stay away from Dixwell Ave & The Ville. Between Southern CT State Univ and Alburtus Magnus College down until Yale is the HOOD even south of dtwn and a little north of those two univs too! It's like a contest between (New Haven, Hartford mainly) and Bridgeport as who has the most shootings and murders. If it wasn't for Yale and The Amistad idk what this city would be.oh yea check out Pepe's pizza really good
New Haven, Connecticut, good, hood, bad, dangerous, Yale, Dixwell Ave, The Amistad, Connecticut Tennis Center, Whalley Ave
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When a person has an umbrella lodged in their rectum and is then fully opened.
Dude, why is Phil in the hospital?
Apparently, he wasn't ready for the Connecticut Oak Tree.
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