alternate version of "when pigs fly"
"can i have icecream?"
"when someone is cooler than the cow"
A metaphor expressing regret or perhaps envy when another situation is perceived to be better when in all likelihood those in the other situation feel the same way about yours. Short for "The pillow is always cooler on the other side".
Debbie says she wishes she wasn't barren and I hate my kids with seeing intensity. I guess the pillow is always cooler on the other side.
When you're on the bottom and you go from laying on your stomach to all fours very quickly while another guy is giving it to you from behind
I was lifting the cooler on him last night at the firehouse.
Telling how cold hearted you are to a boy who loves you.
"I'm cooler than ice boy, I'mma freeze your heart"
A place to virtually vent, gossip, and bitch about work when a person telecommutes.
Whoa.... did you hear today at the virtual cooler how asshole Joe got caught sleeping with the boss and fired!
When you cum on a girls face outside in the winter and it freezes on her face.
Or that gay shit you drink at your friend's cousin's fourteenth birthday party at their cottage.
Guy 1: Ayy lmao i just gave this bitch a creamy cooler
Guy 2: Ahh shit hopefully it melted off before she got frostbite