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Coon Bench

A rare specimen of Apeius Fuckuglius. The Sambo that actually can support a family. These are rare and sightings number in the teens since records began in 1486.

Dave: How are you and the family, Winston?

Winston: we are all great. I'd love to chat but I must start work, I have a family back in my mud hut to support. I guess I'm a Coon Bench.

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 5, 2021


dune coon

sand nigger, a derogative term used to describe any one of brownish tan skin and of arabic descent

Osama Binladen is the biggest buck futting dune coon alive

by derr June 17, 2004

1999๐Ÿ‘ 337๐Ÿ‘Ž


coon coach

A car of a type popular with negroes. In Philadelphia, this would be a Crown Vic with a lift kit and absurdly large rims

See that car full of spooks with the spinning rims? That's a real coon coach

by George Washington Watermelon B April 23, 2015


maine coon

One of the oldest domestic felines. Originally thought to be from Maine and consisting of half raccoon (according to folklore due to the raccoon like tail). Characteristic of a dog since they follow your every move and are very large.

Meaux is a Maine Coon, NICE! "BBBLELAOUW!"

by Palmero April 24, 2005

140๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Coon Slab

A Coon Slab is a very annoying person who, no matter how many times you tell them, will not shut up. A Coon Slab can be anyone, boy girl, white black, tall short, whatever. If you tell a Coon Slab to shut up, they will only get more annoying as the day progresses. The best thing to do when you encounter a Coon Slab is to annoy them. If you engage with a Coon Slab, they will set you as their target. Once you are targeted by a Coon Slab, there's no escaping. The only way to get away form on of them is to not be within a 100 foot range of them for a prolonged time. They will hopefully forget about you and you can carry on with your life as a normal citizen of the United States, Britain, or whatever count you reside in.

10 year old: Hey Gina. Hey, hey Gina.
Gina: What?
10 year old: Guess what?
Gina: What?
10 year old: Your short! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG IM SO FUNNY!!
Gina: Oh my God you're suck a fucking Coon Slab!

by ThatCoolGuyYouDon'tKnow December 17, 2013


Coon Smile

From a Brooks and Dunn song "Hillbilly Deluxe". Coon Smile refers to a raccoon smile. When a raccoon smiles it looks a little cute, but a little devious at the same time. No racial references are applied to "Coon Smile"

Couple Kids, Sweet thing driving a fastback
Shoot em Coon smile
Hoping that they smile back.

by CKay August 16, 2008

114๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


dune coon

derogatory word for middle eastern people

Hey that dune coon is getting away with your camel

by Branny Pakistani November 12, 2007

208๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž