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A man who was born with less than average brain cell count (sub 1000 to be specific), And the Zodiac Killer.
Person 1: "Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer 100%"
Person 2: "for real"
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The muddy mixture of excrement and dirt, which has had time to become semi-liquid, making the ground slippery.
"I hurt my knee after stepping on the neighbor's dog's Ted Cruz."
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when you “accidentally” like a pornographic post.
*scrolling through feed*
*thumb accidentally hits like on pornographic post*
me: “Oh shit i just pulled a ted cruz”
friend: “niiice dude”
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A dumb stupid whore that is black and ugly.
look at daniela cruz she’s a ugly and black dumb stupid whore.
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The most sexiest guy in school
Cruz Tena is so sexy his pangas is so large
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Cruz is a Russian spy, he love porn, he loves special ointment. I thinks it would feel bigger in your mouth, Cruz is polynosasoan and a great person. He is in love with a girl named Isabel. He loves Brian and the kiddie gang . Mr. Russia is a very special person. All jokes aside, we all love Cruz to death, he is super funny and has a circumsized penis. He reminds me of a cute baby monkey with skin as soft as a baby strianght out of the oven.
He is such a Cruz Russia
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