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It started out being called "Pillford" and now it's the Oxycotin capitial of the world!! It used to be a small seashore community and now it's a drug infested cess pool. The cops here are assholes also, man they love there tazers. And while we are being honest it turned into Babymommaville, you're not a cool teenager if you don't have a fatherless child. Don't get me wrong there are some nice places but those probably get robbed on a daily bascis by their drug addict children. This whole town needs to be on the A&E show Intervention.
Hey man meet me at the beach with two 80's and some blue berries, I'll bring the pot and pill crusher. Milford,Ct got to love it!!
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Madison is a small costal town in southern Connecticut. It has many attractions, and is often respected as a hidden gem. It recieves hundreds of tourists per year, mainly wealthy city livers looking for a relaxing summer beach vacation. It has exceptional education and sports programs. The town has wonderful facilities and many special spots. Although it's beautiful in many areas, it is also plagued with wealth and ignorance. An average household income is over $100,000, and the residents sure do flaunt their money. Vineyard vines and other preppy nautical brands are the norm. Children are raised in a bubble, mingling with exteremely small amounts of diversities in schools. Kids and teens are not interested in learning about other cultures, they want to wear the latest brands and flaunt the newest iPhones. The community is most comparable to its nieghbor and largest rival, Guilford.
Kid 1: Who are we playing in the football game????
Kid 2: Daniel Hand High School from Madison, Ct. We'll probably lose.
Kid 1: why?
Kid 2: because of their skills don't get them touch downs, their daddy's money will.
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A bedroom community of New York City, swarming with snotty old white people. Their children are wannabe sluts who are usually too smashed to function. Despite the town's popular "old money" reputation, everyone there reeks of new money. Everyone owns a "Georgian revival" McMansion and fuckzillion SUVs.
Luis: Eew, what's up with all these honkies and their fugly houses?
Maya: Oh shit, we took a wrong turn. We're in Greenwich, CT.
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A great town in Fairfield county with great things to do and great people. Everything about it is great. The schools in it are...Hawley, Head o' meadow, middle gate, sandy hook, reed intermediate, newtown middle school, newtown high school and a few other private schools which are only for rich kids who feel the need to go somewhere else because the kids in public schools are too screwed up. oh wait. so are the kids in the private schools. basically everyone in newtown is a bit twisted in the head but thats okay because it wouldnt be newtown if they weren't. and y'know what? they're damn proud of it.
A: "Hey brah, where you from?"
B: "Newtown, CT, baby!"
A: *runs away*
B: *grins with pleasure* "I'm a Newtowner, for yah."
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Chronic CTS or Chilly Titty Syndrome is the erect hardened nipples dur to a change in temperature
Did anyone else see Andrew's Chronic CTS yesturday in school. "those Tittys been just chillen out."
a silly little conrwalin bastered who is a genuine is a retard and waffles for a million years about the most cringe and unimagenable things he has a level 3 gyatt and sever brain rot most comenly found edging to kayne feet pics and skibbide toilet and some times his sister. if he does not get at least 2 hours of kanye or skibbid toilet he will evolve into a racist little ubermench who will guzzle you cum on sight (his fav kanye song) he sleeps under kids beds and kisses there toes when deep asleep.
hey guys CT Alf is a warthunder sweat
The type of guy to wear a sunflower lanyard and sleep in bin bags.