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The deceptive effect where a girl looks good from far away and then you get closer and it turns out she does not. Derived from Athens, GA where the curse is particularly abundant.
Me: Man that girl is hot.
Brad: Yeah. Lets see what she is doing later.
Me: Ummm lets not. It seems that the curse of athena has struck again.
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something that should not exist
!@#$%^#@!#$^*%&^O@*@#$&^%****(((((*(@&)@(%*^&(&%(**($&@(%#)($@&*)^*&$^&!*)#!)$*!&!#^)*&%!#$^)*%^&*$#^$!%*)^$&)& ( curse words ) YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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After anal sex with a woman,make her lick all the excess
juices from your penis so she walks around with her breath smelling like feces.
I just gave Gina the Dominguez curse.I hope she doesn't
talk to her mother today.
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The hypothetical curse that befell the Yankees as soon as they signed Alex Rodriguez, sending their payroll to over $200 mil. Their All-Star 1st baseman suffered from steroid withdrawal and maybe a pituitary tumor. Roger Clemens had a dominant year in Houston. Bernie became the worst defensive CF in the league. And then, the 2004 ALCS, the biggest choke job in sports history, in which Mariano became mortal and A-Rod showed his cheating whiny bitch glove-slapping soul to the world.
"Fate had to intervene for the Sox to win. It was the Curse of the A-Rod."
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Most believe that it comes from the Curse of Ham...Others believe it is the lack of knowledge and education inside the Black Communities...The word is derived from manditory greed and selfishness instead of selflessness..Concentrated areas with African Americans and heavy hopelessness to the point of laziness and irrational thought proccess leading to no greater progress and success....Examples of this would be as follows: Trash everywhere in the set environment including near sewage drains by homes, Having no interest in reading any books besides Sports Illustrated and Ebony,Believing the only way to "Getting Rich" is through activities that dont require much brain power like Music, Sports, and Drugs, Creating fixes for oneself including Drugs, Fancy Cars, and "spotlight" attire before having the proper financials, Always working against ones brother leading to "Crab in a Bucket" Theory, and still blaming the Caucasians for every problem or issue that happens in there lives.
The Boondocks is an awesome example of the Coonery Curse.
Steve-OH: Man my dude there is other ways to use your time rather than watching another nigga floss his money on these music videos
Darren: Yea true but this is all I know and I have the white man to blame for it taking me out the hot jungle for this cold climate...We Some tropical people!
Steve-OH: Don't you want to break this coon curse and make ya family happy while making something of yourself?
Darren: Yea nigga im all about that money my boy...I figure if I rob me a couple of niggas, steal me a fresh Comaro to put rims on, sell crack to the bumbs, pimp a couple of these sistahs out, and stay steady lookin clean in my clothes, I'll be at the top in no time....
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The curse of the clevage has haunted mankind since the dawn of low cut tops. When your looking through a crowd and suddenly 'WHACK' there's clevage! And even if you don't mean to you cant help but stare just for a second which is just long enough for the holder of the clevage to clock you and then your buggered. For help look up bonzo.
(Looking for someone in a crowd, panning across 'Woopah' theres clevage, pause for a second, realise look away quickly, be ashamed of yourself. (its not your fault)
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when you cough and curse at the same time.very usefull for in-class curses.very easy to use when you are sick.
cough-cursing:
harry:dude i think my girlfriend's cheating on me!
paul:really why do you think that?
harry:she keeps on goping out every saturday and when she comes back she's always tired.
paul:what's her name again?
harry:jackie.
paul:wait jackie?jackie resse?
harry:yeah why?
paul:sorry to tell ya dude,she's cheating on both of us!
harry:what!!i'm dumping her.
paul:shush here she comes now.
jackie:hi boys,what's all the shouting about?
the boys:oh nothing,just somthing about the game a few night back.
jackie:ahh boys and their sports.
harry:*coughs*bitch.*coughs*two-timer
jackie:what?are you getting a cold it's the summer vacation
paul:yeah and he just gave it to me.*coughs*prostitute.
*coughs*hoe.
jackie:boy that's on loud hack.
both:oh and jackie.
jackie:yes?
both:never cheat on two best budds.
jackie:oh well it lasted a while.
paul:get out of my house.
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