bouche dag
1: An entitled turdbrain.
2: A Karen/Kyle.
3: A person that happens to be dumb and narcissistic, where they think they deserve everything but the only thing they deserve is a cactus rimming.
4: A variant of the species: doucheus bagius. They are a lot dumber than the average douche bag, and yet even more entitled. They often display characteristics of Narcissism and Psychopathy.
Steve: Keven just tried to take Alex From me, by throwing what he thought was a grenade, but it turned out it was an avocado.
Mark: Well it's been a while since we had a bouche dag outbreak.
The chunks of dirty snow, ice, and/or slush that accumulate in vehicle wheel wells as a result of winter driving.
"Don't kick those snow dags out - you'll break your toe! Here, use my broom handle."
When an animal defecates and the shit becomes stuck to the fur.
"You better trim fluffy or he'll get shit dags again!"
To procrastinate, get off task.
Commonly found in ADHD’ers
“Where the hell is my dealer?! This man stays dilly daggin’
Commonly refers to the clump of matted butt hairs and fecal matter cumulating near an unkept persons ass crack.
"He would often pick at the dags on his bum"
Dag is a Swedish name and means day. However you english speaking people are pronuncing it, you do it wrong! A
DAG tends to be very smart and funny, they can always make you smile. They are very hard working and always do their best. A DAG makes a very good friend due to their interesting personalities, they do not like to much attention but will accept if you offer to make them a tiny birthday cake. I would recommend you to get a DAG as a friend, you will not regret it.
Hey! Have you invited anyone to join the party?
Yes, DAG will be coming!
OMG! I've always wanted to meet a DAG, they are such great people!
And they're tall too!!
A man with a HUGE PENIS!
Wow Dag you really know how to fold tents!