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A very Small Shitty village containing small children running round and teenagers doing fuck all except walking around smoking and drinking! Don't live here its absolutely shiteeeeeee!!!!!!!
have u ever been to peak dale
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When you still got that old number 3 cap on and drinking you a Mountain Dew watching the race
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nah dale is what you say to someone who either: killed a joke, said something stupid or is just a complete idiot
Jack: ya luke, pass us dat red piece of thing.
Luke: nah dale
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The act of calling your girlfriend, who is 7 months pregnant while she on bed rest in the hospital, to end your relationship with no real explanation. The Dale will then proceed to get herpes, move in with a whore and use drugs.
"Did you hear? Ryan pulled a Dale! "
"No way! What an unbelievable asshole!"
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A scale of 1-10 for rating girls. Girls will tend to acheieve a higher rating than usual on the Dale Scale, usually of +2. So a girl who is a 6 on a 'normal' scale, would achieve an 8 on the Dale Scale. Approximately, 90% of girls will acheive at least an 8.
Dale: "Oooh hello, check out the girl on the left!"
Friend: "Dale Scale?"
Dale: "Easy 9"
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Whenever I watched him racing in NASCAR, he was always starting some crap with someone out on the racetrack. If it wasn't another racer; he was complaining to NASCAR about how the cars wouldn't race or handle the way he wanted them to. He was a real whiner and a crybaby. He was nicknamed the intimidator because he was just exactly that: a bully and a cheater.
And NASCAR just handed him some wins; because they wanted to make it a cinderella story. (just like the Polish guy Kulwicki; who stole the 1992 Championship from Bill Elliott. Kulwicki didn't actually win; NASCAR rigged it for him...) He was the biggest phony in NASCAR; just like Alan Kulwicki and Jimmie Johnson.
Bill Elliott was the real unsung racer of old-school NASCAR; and the real NASCAR champion/record-breaker. The only reason Elliott didn't win as many championships; is because NASCAR rigged them for Earnhardt, Tim Richmond or Alan Kulwicki, or the Hendrick Racing Team. (I've been watching NASCAR since I was a little kid in the 1980s. if you don't believe that NASCAR races are payed or rigged to an extent; (conspiracy) for ratings, then you must be an idiot of sorts.)
Also, if it was the last lap, he would always do reckless bullshit like attempt to wreck or spin-out the racer in front of him; in order to gain a position or win. cheater
And everybody is just being nice because he died.
Dale Earnhardt was a prick.
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Possibly related to the late ODB, however this guitar wielding, bourbon guzzling machine from the ghetto in Forestville is the only person I know who can be stopped by the police for looking like a homeless bum despite the fact he was going to university.
Small and hairy in appearance, can often be heard telling passers by "I know kung-fu" and enjoys relating every activity back to Judo.
"man have a look at that homeless guy!"
"dude thats not a bum, its Dale"
"man my house smells like an abattoir after Dale being here last night. I told him to have a shower but he said no. I'm not sure if its the bootrons or if he carries a skunk in his undies. Damn that's hateful"
"judo lift"
"judo chop"
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