Beaver Dam

Something to say when you shouldn't outright say "damn". No, It isn't a feminine cock block you silly morons.

Person1: "Aww beaver dam, I spilled liquid nitrogen all over my new pants!"

Person2: "Well, shucks, isn't that just a shame!"

Both: Hahaha!

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Prudence Van Dam

The closeted lover of Luke Pritchard who openly displays her fawning over Caleb, the lead singer of Kings of Leon. She is definitely NOT vertically challenged. Mentally, I am not so sure.

Whoever wrote this is yanking her chain.

ICH HEBBEN YOU.

Also: see the definition of awesome and epic and radtastic.

Oh, look, Prudence Van Dam is strolling down the street! MUST PUT ON OUR SUNGLASSES FOR HER EPICNESS IS LIKE A HUGE GLARE IN MY EYES.

If bananas are yellow, Prudence is black.

Prudence's distant distant distant uncle is Obama.

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Grand Coulee Dam

A big hole in the ground that people like to build buildings in a call it a town.

The hole called Grand Coulee Dam

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Bonneville Dam tunnel

Kinda like a Chicago Wind Tunnel, only you have the runs. And chunks of salmon in it.

"Dude, me and my ho ate at Red Lobster last night and whens we got home I gave her a nasty Bonneville Dam Tunnel!"

"That's righteous, A - train!"

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Rob...Van...DAM

An expression to make yourself feel better whenever bullshit happens. The stoner's version of "Woosah".

Chad: "Man, that Ebola virus sure sounds scary!"

Dave: "Rob...Van...DAM!"

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Sham-a-dam-a-dee

Secret code word found in high school yearbook's from Northern Valley Regional High School at Old Tappan. May be related to drunken keg parties, boofing or the devil's triangle .

Would you rather a good boof or a sham-a-dam-a-dee?
I made it to the devil's triangle last night - sham-a-DAM-a-dee!

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dam u str8 babygurl

The ultimate compliment currently available to give a woman.

Dam u str8 babygurl. How's about you and I enjoy some whoopie together.