The name of the greatest guy alive.
I once met a guy called Damian Rijsdijk, he was amazing!
Ever since I can't stop thinking about him , he truly is the greatest guy alive.
Really hot guy who is sweet amazing and the best boyfriend a girl could ever ask for the guy you will want to marry someday (mine)
Omg Damian Brice woodruff just asked me out ahhhh he's hot
When you take a shit that brakes the toalete seat
Oh,fuck!I just took a Damian F
Everyone named Damian drives a RHD EG Hatch and is a Pedo
Damn the pedophile is here in that low mileage hatch! Damian
Damian, where to begin with them. They are the most amazing person you will ever meet. They are confident and have a good sized ego but once they start to care for you, it's the best feeling ever. They can be mean or seem mean but they always know how to make someone laugh when they're feeling down. If you are lucky enough to be with a Damian, don't ever let them go. They will treat you like no others ever have and will constantly put you first. You will never regret falling in love with someone like them. They will satisfy you in more than one way when it comes to lust and love and trust with lust they have a huge dicksðŸ¤)but overall Damian's are the most amazing, lovable, talented, car crazed, funny, the best person to ever welcome in your life.
Damian: just overall the world 🥰
Damian is the fattest person you'll ever meet in your life. He is the most cringe cunt ever and also he has a massive shit stain on his leg. He follows you and your friend group around and thinks that you like him, but you don't because he is the most annoying and fat fucking person ever
Damian: I'm fat and have a shut stain on my leg
You: I know