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The type of poisoning you get when you eat an excessive amount of desks
"Hey dude, don't eat all those desks, you'll get desk poisoning"
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To act upon a sudden, inexplicable, and irresistible desire to masturbate.
She decided to go shit on a desk.
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A person who gives oral sex from under a desk or table.
That woman must be a Desk goblin if she’s received a promotion while the rest of us didn’t.
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to be exceptionally bored but rather entertained by balloons
I was so bored that I was night-desked last night.
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A mostly useless man that requires help from other men for even the most trivial task, like changing a tire on a car.
Brian is such a desk faggot, he has to go to a shop just to get the oil checked on his car.
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People with desk kinks are the losers of the classroom. If your friend has a desk kink, stop hanging out with them IMMEDIATELY.
Person A: Dude, that desk over there is so hot!
Person B: Omg ew, you have a desk kink! We can't be friends .
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A combination of desking and feast. Refers to extremely dirty dancing when two people are humping on the dance floor. She is acting like a slut while dancing, and he gets an erection, and then it gets even dirtier.
All the couples were bumping and grinding so bad on the dance floor, the dance turned into one big desk feast.
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