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The type of poisoning you get when you eat an excessive amount of desks
"Hey dude, don't eat all those desks, you'll get desk poisoning"
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To act upon a sudden, inexplicable, and irresistible desire to masturbate.
She decided to go shit on a desk.
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to be exceptionally bored but rather entertained by balloons
I was so bored that I was night-desked last night.
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A person who gives oral sex from under a desk or table.
That woman must be a Desk goblin if she’s received a promotion while the rest of us didn’t.
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A mostly useless man that requires help from other men for even the most trivial task, like changing a tire on a car.
Brian is such a desk faggot, he has to go to a shop just to get the oil checked on his car.
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People with desk kinks are the losers of the classroom. If your friend has a desk kink, stop hanging out with them IMMEDIATELY.
Person A: Dude, that desk over there is so hot!
Person B: Omg ew, you have a desk kink! We can't be friends .
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The activity of diving under a desk in order to fix a computer problem.
Jones was complaining about his keyboard not working so I had to go desk spelunking, turns out the USB cable was unplugged.
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