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Chicago Cubs of the NFL. A Team that good have Jesus as quarterback and still will lose miserably. Used to have the greatest football player of all time, but still couldn't even get to the NFC championship
Jesus back to pass... Throws it... But it's dropped by Roy Williams. Man the Detroit Lions suck
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The Detroit Lions went 0-16 in the 2008 football season.
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"Say, Tyrone, slice me a piece of that Detroit ham!"
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...the time when one is attempting to complete a "cleveland steamer" by defacating on one's mate's chest, but in mid-shite, the "steamer" becomes a raging fit of diahrea, unfortunately for the mate, but to the great fortune of the "slammer" (if such person is a masochist)
Gosh, I was gettin' it on with my honey, and she asked me to put a steamer on her chest....I must've had some bad Thai food or somethin', but I cranked out a DETROIT SLAMMER all over her breats!! Damn, she was pissed!
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Buring car on side of road, usually of domestic origins.
Chaz:I heard Joe owed you 30 bones??
Tim: Yea and he ain't paid up, so I turned his Duce and a Quarter into a Detroit Candle!!!
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"aint no party like a Detroit party, 'cause a detroit party dont stop"
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When a guy ejaculates into his partner's hand, and his partner then uses this as lube to ram his penis into his gay partner's ass crevis.
Tom got a detroit rambo last night from willy bubba.
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