diesel- dong

When a mans reproductive organ surpasses the size of a women's face from chin to forehead

Hey samaira , how was your night with Moses , was he big ? Well he said he had a diesel- dong , but it was more like a diesel-pointment !

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queensland diesel

Bundaberg rum, gods gift to australia

We were sucking down the bundy all night that queensland diesel is nast stuff.

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diesel-train

An adrenaline-fueled penis solely focused on hitting the bottom of the vagina.

I think I'm finally gonna give Amber a ride on the diesel-train tonight.

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Chuck Diesel

The Chuck Diesel is an alcohol drink.
It contains:
2 ounces of gin
2 ounces of vodka
1.5 ounces (or a shot) of roses lime juice
Sprite.
To make, fill a 12 or 16 ounce glass with ice, add gin, vodka, and lime juice, top off with sprite (or 7 up), and garnish with a few limes.
This drink is best when made with Bombay or Bombay Sapphire gin; Belvedere, Grey Goose, or Beefeater vodka; and roses lime juice.
This drink is sometimes called the Chuck, or the Diesel for short.

Customer: Yo, can I get a glass of Chuck Diesel?
Bartender: Sure, is Grey Goose and Sapphire gin good?
Customer: Sure is.

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Diesel Bun

A new phenomenon originating in Western Canada, a Diesel Bun is a dinner roll, hot dog bun or other like bread product placed in the exhaust pipe of a diesel-powered vehicle (usually a truck). It is consumed with the intent of becoming intoxicated from the vapors absorbed by the bun and is seen as a cost effective and nourishing alternative to huffing gas or smoking meth.

Before heading out to work in the morning, Richie always remembers to make a Diesel Bun in the exhaust of a truck in the Tim Horton's drive-thru. Washed down with a large double-double, its a great way to start the day (and corrode your internal organs)!

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diesel pussy

The happy HAPPY time for a woman that takes place within the first 45 seconds of sitting on a bus or train where the vibrations rock her to the core - the resultant heat and moistness being her diesel pussy. Check them out... women smile on buses and trains... and are often loathe to get off at their stop.

I'm late for work 'cos I had to stay on the train for another three stops - I have a serious case of diesel pussy... wanna see?

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Sucking diesel

In full flight

Fuck me Bridie, we're sucking diesel now!
Heard predominantly in the more rustic parts of N. Ireland.

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