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When instead of dieting you start using methamphetamine to get the weight off.
*Jefferson County
I can eat whatever I want and still lose the weight I'm on the Hadlock diet.
Deit-bore, as opposed to dieter:
A fat person that incessantly tells the world how to diet or all about their own diet plans despite their never losing a single pound of weight themselves.
"Man, did you hear that sloppy Diet-bore tell me how she's gonna fit into her prom dress, just as she was slamming down a burger, milkshake and super-sized fries?"
A stripper diet consists of Cocaine and semen. nothing more nothing less
Caramella: Damn girl I need to find a diet so I can look as good as Vanilla Kitty Does in that thong.
Cinnamon: You better learn to swallow. Vanilla just got back on the stripper diet, all she eats is cocaine and semen.
Deleting a lots of apps from your smartphone that you haven't used in a long time.
I went on an app diet when I got my new iPhone and went from five pages of apps to two.
When someone goes on an Ecstasy(MDMA) binge and loses weight very rapidly.
Tim: Dude, you don't look so good.
Danny: But I feel great!
Tim: You should seriously take some vitamins or something.
Danny: I'm on the Happy Diet, man.
Tim: You look like a holocaust victim with leukemia.
Danny: Rub my head.
Receiving oral sex while eating fried chicken, usually in the back seat of a taxi cab; named after the famous jazz musician Charlie Parker.
Clark had a food fetish, so he asked Beth if he could go on a Parker Diet
A person you get along with more than an acquaintance but you aren't really friends yet.
It fills the space between acquaintance and friendship.
It's like friendship, but less.
"Did you know Bert almost went to London in covid to see a girl?”
“No, he doesn’t tell me those things. We’re just diet-friends.