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The piece of silicon your bitch is using when shes thinking or Michel b Jordan at night after you give her your mediocre shrimp dick making her wonder why shes with you .
"why you using that dildo babe we just had sex" (her) "yeah for like 2 seconds you limp dick bastard "
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A large (or small) object used through men and women or whatever gender you are to masturbate or as decorations on Halloween.
WOW!!! Look at all those spooky dildos!
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Dildo means a fake penis that girls/guys use.
Example: The Dildo I used last night went 12 inches deep in your mom.
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Nickname for people named Dylan.
"Dina, this is my friend Dildo Hack"
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When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.
When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.
James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.
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