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Vin Diesel's career after "The Pacifier".
I would rather stab myself in the gooch than watch that dingle berry of a movie again
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Quandale dingle lives in oblock and licks a fire hydrant
Did you hear about Carson? He’s such a Quandale dingle
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It is when lint gets tangled up with your butt hair.
When I sat on the toilet and spread my cheeks dingle balls pulled my butt hairs out. Ouch that hurts.
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someone who makes foolish mistakes, similar to that of a long lasting blonde moment. By making stupid errors and easily aviodable mistakes you can be called a dingle dwarf, (ex 1)
In addition, when someone says something implying one thing, and you interpret it in an entirely different mannor, you can be called a dingle dwarf, (ex 2)
A third and final way of acting like a dingle dwarf is by doing something that to the general population seems ridiculous and just plain dumb, (ex 3)
(ex 1)
boy - you have too much time on your hands
girl - (looks down at her hands) ... there is nothing on my hands
boy - you're such a dingle dwarf
(ex 2)
little lex - where do you want to go for lunch?
mitchy boy - uhm, does not matter to me, im easy.
little lex - oh i know that! you proved your easy to me last night baby *winks*
mitchy boy - *rolls eyes* oh my god, you're such a dingle dwarf.
(ex 3)
mr. four - hey babygirl, do you know what time it is?
miss. 19 - oh sorry, my watch is dead.
mr. four - ah, i see your battery just died!
miss. 19 - actually mr. four, it died 6 months ago!
mr. four - and why praytell do you still wear your useless watch?
miss. 19 - i like it!
mr. four - ...but it DOESNT EVEN TELL TIME?!!... you're a dingle dwarf!
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Any of the startup and shutdown sounds or chimes that software, computers, cell phones, etc make for no particular reason other than to announce their presence, as if to say "look at me!".
The windows startup sound is a particularly annoying piece of dingle-bling. The windows shutdown sound, however, is always a welcome heard dingle-bling. Especially on Friday afternoons.
The fresh wet, moist turd that unknowingly becomes blended with your ass and pubic hairs into a cobbler like consistency...
Martha had an oopsy poopsy and sat down requiring multiple wet wipes...
Oh my gosh, I just dingle cobblered myself...Who's hungry?
A fairy man who makes songs and says
ITS BEEN A YEAR DADDY
Dude 1: Have you heard the new Quandale dingle track, sick bruh, totes recommend
Dude 2: Yes! I'd sing it at my great grandmothers funerals it's that good! Blowing bubble, blowing zaza. She got big ol' tiddies I say go go go ga ga. In a zoo full of-
Dude 1: Ayo calm down bro