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It is when lint gets tangled up with your butt hair.
When I sat on the toilet and spread my cheeks dingle balls pulled my butt hairs out. Ouch that hurts.
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someone who makes foolish mistakes, similar to that of a long lasting blonde moment. By making stupid errors and easily aviodable mistakes you can be called a dingle dwarf, (ex 1)
In addition, when someone says something implying one thing, and you interpret it in an entirely different mannor, you can be called a dingle dwarf, (ex 2)
A third and final way of acting like a dingle dwarf is by doing something that to the general population seems ridiculous and just plain dumb, (ex 3)
(ex 1)
boy - you have too much time on your hands
girl - (looks down at her hands) ... there is nothing on my hands
boy - you're such a dingle dwarf
(ex 2)
little lex - where do you want to go for lunch?
mitchy boy - uhm, does not matter to me, im easy.
little lex - oh i know that! you proved your easy to me last night baby *winks*
mitchy boy - *rolls eyes* oh my god, you're such a dingle dwarf.
(ex 3)
mr. four - hey babygirl, do you know what time it is?
miss. 19 - oh sorry, my watch is dead.
mr. four - ah, i see your battery just died!
miss. 19 - actually mr. four, it died 6 months ago!
mr. four - and why praytell do you still wear your useless watch?
miss. 19 - i like it!
mr. four - ...but it DOESNT EVEN TELL TIME?!!... you're a dingle dwarf!
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Any of the startup and shutdown sounds or chimes that software, computers, cell phones, etc make for no particular reason other than to announce their presence, as if to say "look at me!".
The windows startup sound is a particularly annoying piece of dingle-bling. The windows shutdown sound, however, is always a welcome heard dingle-bling. Especially on Friday afternoons.
Qaundale Dingle is the father of bingleton davious the 3rd junior and he is the brother of Carmen winstead
Carmen: Hi my name is Carmen winstead I know qaundale Dingle
When you shart in the car but you are in the middle of driving and everyone is asleep.
shelly got really uncomfortable when she dingle wacketed in the car while driving home with her friends.
A nasty little bat in the cave that exits and re-enters the nasal cavity as the host breathes.
Did you see my dingle boog when I started laughing.
a dingle boob is a person who doesn’t listen to to what someone says. they always like to snatch your bitches and suck there dicks.
dahlia: that bitch just stole my mans
me: that’s a dingle boob for ya