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Discount John Cena

An employee of an industrial supply company who always wears a dirty athletic fit shirt. Although he's constantly in the gym he cannot seem to make any gains in strength or size.

"Yo, this dude looks just like a discount John Cena! Everyone look, it's discount John Cena!"

by King Unicorn August 29, 2017


kanoe discount

When you are a honeygirl who gets love and affection from everyone. Gets the hook up everywhere she goes with just a smile.

Person 1:I thought the rental car cost $250

Person 2: Kanoe discount got it down to $100.....yayyyy

by Djsnow February 17, 2017


rar file discount

the equivalent of five finger discount for illegally downloaded / pirated software

"dude, you have photoshop? how much did you spend on that??"
"let's just say i got the old rar file discount"

by debrisandbacon August 18, 2023


volume discount

A percentage off da standard price dat you are allowed if you ask for it loudly.

If a merchant has a "volume discount" policy whereby he will "match decibels with discounts" --- i.e., if your vocal-level is 25 dB when you ask for a cheaper price, you get 25% off; raising your voice to 30 dB gains you 30% off, etc. --- then da key would be to actually haul in a moderately-powerful PA system wif huge boomy loudspeakers --- or show up wif several of your buddies speaking through high-wattage megaphones --- and really B-L-A-S-T your price-easement request at a HUNDRED decibels... not only might you indeed obtain said products at no charge, but da shop-owner might simply be more than happy to give you da merchandise for free just to get you and your deafeningly-noisy equipment or bullhorn-toting retinue outta his joint!! :P

by QuacksO March 15, 2023


discount jacksracing

Tim is discount jacksracing and is not a Chad.

Tim(discount jacksracing) fought jacksracing and lost terribly.

by Alfieallin February 6, 2022


Billy Bob Discount

A discount at a store, restaurant, or other business given for any possible reason, (e.g. expired coupons, government employee discount, police discount, etc).

1. I told the customer I could not issue them a discount because managers said we could not accept expired coupons, but when the customer raised hell and asked to speak to a manager, the manager Billy showed up and gave them a Billy Bob discount anyway.

2. Dude, I came home from Iraq and stopped at Chic-Fil-A on the way home in uniform and they gave me a Billy Bob discount on my meal. They’re an awesome restaurant. I love them.

3. Urban Waitress: “Is y’all in the militaries? Cuz I was going to give y’all a Billy Bob Discount!”

by CBGLW December 6, 2018


Discount Selfie

A form of selfie taken with the rear camera on a phone without a front-facing camera. The phone is generally turned around, with the screen facing away from the photographer. Most phones without selfie cameras are generally less expensive, hence the name "Discount Selfie"

Ashley's phone didn't have a front-facing camera, so she took a Discount Selfie with Emma at the bar.

by 22warriorcat22 December 14, 2014