Usually a strange type of retarded person, usually late 30 to early 70s. always talking about the latest Ds hand held gaming system and Pokemon. They can be found hitting on any female that will look at them. If they are hood, expect them to show 15-60 minuets late each shift.
Oh look, here comes the dumb ass dish worker.
having to rewash by hand the dishes that come out of your dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid
i hate having dish issues
When someone is getting it on with someone but then mentions something stupid or inappropriate that immediately ends everything.
Drying the dishes - saying something that turns the other person off immediately.
K was trying to go to second base with L but then mentioned the time of puking near this spot because of a party.
Someone who always tries to escape dish duty. In a family, a child may often use the excuse that he has uncompleted homework, which implies its a more pressing matter than helping clean the kitchen or dishes.
My friend became a dish dodger after he told his parents he had to finish math homework.
To clean your plate. Finishing everything on it and still wanting more; most often because the food was amazing.
That key lime pie was amazing - I hit the dish and still wanted more!
Sending a woman a picture of an elaborate dish you've just cooked in the hopes of getting her in the mood
"Braised some short ribs, reduced the cooking liquid to a fine sauce, and served it over risotto. Sent the bitch a dish pic of it so she can see how I should be her boyfriend."
What a man sends a woman when trying to court her
A specific picture of a man doing dishes with the intent that a female receives the picture
Kyle sent me a dish pic last night. I’m so attracted to him right now.