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When someone is fishing for sympathy and the person they are directing it to does not care or want to be bothered with their dramatic ploys for attention.
Shan whines to Billy, 'I need atention now Sir...'
Billy retorts, 'Don't Cry for me Argentina ~ I tried calling you last night but you were too busy to meet my needs!'
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Something your fellow classmates or peers say before they proceed to roast your existence usually happens if you try to roast them but fail.
Dude 1: Boy your hairline look like scratch art!
Crowd: Cricket
Dude 2: BOY DON'T LET ME GET THE ROAST ON YOU with your high waters looking ass boy mike wazowski sounding voice ass boy
Crowd: OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!
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used as an expression when someone is making fun or being insulting.
HIM:nigga u ugly asf
HER: broo stop capping on me
HER: stop tryna fuck w her
HIM: don't cap on me.
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Used as an exclamation against those who seek to take the moral highground and pass judgement, when they have no such right to pass judgement
(random person living life of quiet desperation): "that is sick that you fucked your sister"
(God's lonely man): "Don't you judge me!"
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used by angry teacher when you try and escape their class.
Teacher: Taylor, That shit don't fly with me!
Taylor close to tears on the ground
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"Don't make me snap my fingers"
(DMMSMF for short)
When you annoy a ghetto chick you know that this is imminent...
Usually followed by "Hold ma earrings gurl" and preceded by "oh hell no"
Shaniqua: Hey mom can you get me some candy?
Mom: No Shaniqua you're less than an idea weight already
Shaniqua: OH HELL no bitch don't make me snap my fingers!
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To make a threat or boycott in which the person or group you're leveraging this against finds appearing
Libtards: If you ban abortion we're going on a sex strike
Pro-lifers: Don't threaten me with a good time!
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