Thing to squirt in a chicks twat so she don't stink like dead fish anymore
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What you call people who are really stupid and should be shot
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Someone who is being a asshole and is shown that they are a total dumbshit
Oh no, Bill is doucheing again
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A large percentage of the male population. They, over the years have passed down their douchey-ness to their young and so on and so forth. The reason most females attempt to become lesbian. Also see douche bag.
You: "Hey baby, can I beat?"
Me: "Burn in hell you douche!"
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A person of lesser intelligence who acts like an ass.
That kid over there that looks like he's ten years old and acts like an ass is such a douche.
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the collective term for a group of emo or scene kids
look at that douche. what a bunch of douchebags
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A sports radio show host who thinks he knows it all.
Rich Lord thinks he knows it all, freaking douche bag!!!
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A word used mainly to describe a person (usually male) who isn't actually funny, nice, skillful, or smooth, and only gets talked to because he/she is somewhat attractive.
Person 1: Hey, I talked to Brian yesterday.
Person 2: Finally. What did he have to say?
Person 1: Well, he was actually pretty boring, awkward, and rude. I never would have guessed, seeing as how hot he is.
Person 2: Yeah, he sounds like a total douche.
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