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"Man, that guy is being such an douchebag."
"Yeah, what an Alex Harris."
Any male, over the age of 15, that wears a baseball cap with the brim still flat, and not properly curved.
That guy is 40, why is he wearing his hat like that?
Because he's a douchebag
Any guy who wears sunglasses indoors
Woah, Jacob has sunglasses on in the movie theatre...what a douchebag!!!
Probably one of the most douche-y people you‘ll ever come across in your whole entire life, he’s so stuck up his own ass that his head comes up and out of his own mouth. He’s rude, disrespectful, teases girls and makes them feel uncomfortable. He plants images of his pp into your mind, acting like it’s super big, even though you know it’s probably only medium size. He’s fairly attractive and uses this to your disadvantage. He’s such a douche that I wouldn’t be surprised if he anally douches. The end.
Stacy: Omg, Luke is so hot!
Me: He’s such a douchebag though.
Stacy: UGH! I hate douchebags!
Someone who is rude and selfish.
John is a complete douchebag because he wouldn't let me go to his parties.
~A person who, While also being a unfeeling, asshole with an Ego trumping His/Her IQ Tenfold, will mooch Money and Social standing from whoever he comes in contact with.
Person 1: Hey did you hear what Cov did? He broke poor Alyssas Heart!
Person 2: What a Douchebag
exactly like a douche or a douche bag, they irritate my vagina. dont want them even close to it.
Douchebag, she not flirting with others to make you jealous.