fat dread

when yo dread fat

“what type of Ahh dreads do i have sir?”
“Thou have the Fat dread Mate.”
“Sir yes sir!”

Dread fart

Noun: a fart that was meant to be silent, but after release results in immediate mortification and humiliation by the party involved.

My wife and were quietly in bed when she released a dread fart and I couldn't stop laughing.