parkway drive

A f*cking awesome metalcore band from Byron Bay Australia taking their name from the street they use to practice on...Parkway drive are 1 of, if not the best Aussie metal band ever!! Romance is Dead, Pandora and GimmeAD are 3 amazing songs by them from their album Killing With A Smile and i highly suggest you listen to them

Mh1:man have u heard Romance is dead By parkway drive
Mh2:yeah man sounds f*cking brilliant especially the part where it goes.....SO CRY ME A F*CKING RIVER BITCH!
YOU WOULDNT KNOW LOVE IF IT CRUSHED YOUR F*CKING CHEST

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drive-by yelling

Yelling random stuff at people from a moving car at people walking down the street or standing at a bus stop. Always done by hilarious people riding together who think this is the most hilarious thing to do on the face of the earth.

Guy in car drive-by yelling at other guy standing at the bus stop: "Second class citizen!!!!!"
Guy at bus stop (pretends not to notice)
Other passengers in car: "Dude, you're the best, haw haw haw."

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Drunk Driving

An act in which an intoxicated (drunk) human being
drives a moving vehicle.

Drunk Driving is exremely serious and over all NOT a game.
Often causes wrecks, injuries, deaths, mutilation and is illegal in all states.

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Drive by Splooging

The process of driving by a prostitute, unrolling the window to make an offer, and when she leans into the car you shoot a load in her face and drive away.

You could tell by the goo on her face that SQUARE ASS had just been a victim of another DRIVE BY SPLOOGING

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Sword Driving

To drive with a sword in your hand. Also, a very rude thing to do.

"You're driving your go cart with a sword, aka Sword Driving, in your hand and an angry black man yells at you "It's very rude to drive with a sword."

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Cheers Drive

A bristolian term from the people of Bristol. For when they get off of a bus and thank the driver kindly.

Stacy: ring (bus bell)
Bus Driver: have a nice day
Stacy: Cheers drive!

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driving balls

driving balls is the result of (a male) driving a motorised vehicle for a prolonged period of time. this leads to the guys balls slipping uncomfortably between his legs in a squashing scenario. the only known cure is repeated readjustment of the balls.

brian endured the purest case of driving balls during his 7 hour drive from southampton to glasgow.

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