Business Drunk

biz-nis druhngk (-adj.)

1. Being intoxicated in a professional setting with the goal of improved networking, or creating an environment conducive to closing deals; usually achieved through the use of expense accounts and open bars.

2. A true test of business prowess, as these goals must be achieved through, and in spite of the wide availability of top shelf alcohol.

"Boy, I just can't seem to get any traction with this new client!"
"Well, let's invite him to the Four Seasons on Friday and get business drunk!"

"Did you hear how Rachel ended up exposing her breasts to that client at the Four Seasons?"
"Pshh...what a novice, doesn't even know how to stay business drunk."

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milk-drunk

- adjective

1. the state in which a baby's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of breast milk. This occurs right after a baby breastfeeds.

2. state of being after a really huge meal.

Baby Charlie was so milk-drunk, he couldn't keep his eye's open but he had this huge smile that wouldn't go away.

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Couch Drunk

The process of becoming intoxicated at a party while remaining within the confines of a couch. The couch does one of two things; the first is that it enhances and disguises the level of intoxication until one gets up to go to the bathroom, to break the seal (not recommended), and the true level of drunkenness is exposed.

The second and perhaps the most useful aspect of being couch drunk is the way girls view you. As opposed to being that creeper dude trying to fuck anything that moves (skaggs), you simply display yourself as one who does not care about anything. especially bitches. That act of ignoring is the very thing that draws them in.

-MC
-BRONX

"Yo What you doing tonight" "Shit just headed over to the house getting mad couch drunk" "word"

"ay is your girl coming out with you tonight?" "na man just looking to get real couch drunk"

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drunk catcher

An obstacle found in one's path that, while drunk, provides an incredible challenge to avoid. This includes cracks in the sidewalk, low-hanging tree branches, abnormal curbs, and members of the opposite sex who are of questionable attractiveness. Generally, these are ranked by class, or degree of difficulty: class 1 being the lowest and class 5 being the highest.

The captain totally tweaked his ancle last night on a class 5 drunk catcher.

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DRUNK AS FUCK

something chicks with blond hair yell at the top of their lungs during social events after a single drink

Girl: "OMG IM DRUNK AS FUCK SOMUN HOL MY-" *puke*

Guy: dear diary... jackpot

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Air Drunk

When a person gets hyper, random and slurry, despite not consuming any alcohol or pot.

N: Is A high?
H: No, she's air drunk again.
N: Oh.
A: Hey, guys check it out...hehe... my palm tastes like the beach. Here, try it.

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Drunk Actor

Someone who pretends to be more drunk than they actually are.

"Bro im so hammered son. Sippin on Patron all night!"
"Ok. Thats a Coors Lite, and you've only had one"
"TITS!"
"Your such a Drunk Actor"

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