TAK NAY DU

Means "oh man.." or "damn!" in the filipino language, Tagalog

Filipino guy 1:i made love to your girlfriend last night
Filipino guy 2:TAK NAY DU!

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slop du jour

As COVID-19 social distancing and shelter-in-place orders endlessly grind on, the passage of time is distorted and once important daily events are homogenized into an unrecognizable, indistinguishable, meaningless blur.

Hey, what day is it?
I dunno. Why?
I was going to order the slop du jour...

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Poop Du Jour

It's the poop of the day.

"Excuse me... Flo?" *snicker snicker* "What is the 'Poop Du Jour?'"

"Its the poop of the day."

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Du-Rag

A thin piece of fabric used to conceal your cancer.

"What the fuck is that vile cloth doing on your head?"

"I couldn't afford a wig so I got a Du-Rag instead."

"Nigga you got cancer."

"Yes."

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du ma may

means "I love you" in Vietnamese! Say this to your Vietnamese loved one and they will love you for sure
"Doo mAh my" is how you pronounce it.

"Hey babe." "Yes?" "Du ma may" "Awww I love you too!"

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dick du jour

A play on soup du jour ("soup of the day"). The latest in a long string of flings or short-term boyfriends for a woman or a gay man.

Girl 1: Who's the new guy with Zoe? I thought she was dating Zach?

Girl 2: Oh, that's Chase. He's the "dick du jour".

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crap du jour

Any useless or needless item that you can't part with.

"crap of the day"

Nancy: "What the hell is this?"
Faith: "What, the foil origami cranes?"
Kim: "It's the 'crap du jour'."

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