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A below average male penis yet is abnormally thick, derived from the traditional fantasy Caricature of the Dwarf who are usually shorter than your average human yet are incredibly strong and muscular
Girl 1: "My boyfriend has a telephone pole dick, he's got length but it really doesn't tickle my clit."
Girl 2: "Huh, my boyfriend has a Dwarf Dick, not the longest but he's so thick I'm afraid he's going to tear me apart by just entering"
An attractive girl who is unintelligent.
Only the hot core of a dwarf star remains. Dwarf stars have generally low luminosity and high inner core temperatures, sometime exceeding thousands of kelvins which is usual for a star.
Kevin: yo Becky in the yoga pants go a phattie tho.
Jevin: Be careful homie, you know she's a dwarf star.
When you kick a girl in both shins so she can't stand up properly and then shit in her head.
"hey Michelle what's that smell and why are you in your knees?"
"Yeah about that, Harrison gave me a filthy dwarf"
Politically correct people don't like it.
Dwarf throwing. A politically correct moron got this sport banned. He doesn't like greasy pig wrestling, or beehive tossing.
A nickname given to a short friend, the other friend usually has the nickname 'Dwarf nugget Jr'
Someone who has the nickname 'Dwarf nugget' is most likely below the height of "5'3"
A dwarf nugget is somewhat kind and fairly rude to their friends. They love to mess around with you and try to give you a good laugh. They are a bit insecure and shy, but are usually willing to do embarrassing things when with their friends. They are also very fucking stupid. They are the stupidest species on the planet earth, and are often tricked to do hilarious and dirty things not realizing it until they already did it.
"Oh, hey dwarf nugget whatcha doin?"
"Eh nothing much dwarf nugget jr, just trying a new food combination"
"Oh?"
"Yea, I call it the cheesy pickle pizza"
"What is it?"
"A pizza with crust stuffed with cheese and pickles."
"That uhh, uhm... Yea that's definitely interesting.."
Just posting this definition to point out that the expression predates Family Guy by decades, having at least appeared in Paul Schrader's 1971 essay "Notes on Film Noir".
Ralph Meeker, in his best performance, plays Hammer, a midget among dwarfs.