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A condition that comes from sitting in front of the computer all day jerking off constantly to internet porn.
"I guess I have to stop masturbating so much, I think I'm getting penis elbow."
" Yeah why don't you stop looking at those porn sites constantly and put the dick down. Your arm might feel better. Your dick might not be so sore either"
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That roll of fat that hangs over a fat persons upper arm, thus somewhat hiding the dent of an elbow they possess.
Lee: Holy shit bro!! Look at the cleft elbow on that fatty Lumpkin!
Turd: my God! She looks like a garbage bag full of vegetable soup with a belt around it!
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Phenomenon caused most notably by "venti no-whip chai" lattes. This condition causes one's elbow to remain bent as to position said latte at sternum level, presumably to reduce sip time. No known cures exist although an empty cup seems to alleviate some of the symptoms.
Person 1: "Bob Dole has a serious case of starbucks elbow. He can't even put his arm down."
Person2: "Dude, he was shot in World War II"
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drinking (this term comes from the arm motion that one must make in order to bring the bottle to the mouth).
VARIATIONS: bending elbows, bending some elbows, bending the old elbow, bending da ol' elbow, elbizzow bendizzo, etc.
Bob: "What up Jimmy let's go elbow-bending with good ol' Jack Daniels."
Jimmy: "Shut up. Your mom wants to go elbow-bending."
Bob: "I think you mean your mom, and that's called knee-bending."
Jimmy: "Yeah you're right. What a whore."
Bob: "Oh that reminds me, I owe her $3.75. Give this to her."
Jimmy: "OK, no problem."
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similar to tennis elbow, but due to being married and the lack of sex resulting in increasing masturbation causing sore/stiff elbow.
Man my wife has been stingy with giving it up. It's been like a month. She's got me getting that marriage elbow.
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elbows that are so dry and cracked they resemble elephant skin
Friend 1: "Are my elbows dry I can't see them?"
Friend 2: "Girl you got elephant elbows they're so dry!"
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Leveraging yourself to get an action or result from someone in order to ascertain the result(s) to further press-on with the problem at hand or come to a conclusion.
I am going to give John the death elbow if he doesn't come through with the sales forecast he quoted us!
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