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Piss and shit on the floor; bonus points if it includes vomit.
Dienda Dude, get a whiff of that elevator food.
Botha Shut the fuck up.
A woman's boobs who are so high up on her chest, creating lots of cleavage. They are called "elevator titties" because elevators go up, and so do elevator titties.
"Damn, did you see Ashley's elevator titties?"
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Individuals that rush into the elevator before letting those already inside get out. They usually have their heads down and are staring at their cellphone. It is a simple concept, if you let me get out you have more room to get in!
On my way to lunch I was trying to get out of the elevator and an elevator rusher nearly knocked me over. Oops or sorry must be a foreign language.
To publicly obliterate the credibility, validity, or integrity of a person, place, object, organization, or idea to such an extent that the victim experiences a level of degradation greater than or equal to the amount of humiliation commonly experienced when tumbling down an elevator shaft.
"Did you see that huge piece of toilet paper stuck to the boss's shoe during the meeting last night?"
"Haha, yeah man; totally elevator shafted."
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"Oh my gosh, were you there when that kid snuck up behind the principal and pantsed him?"
"Totally man! Spongebob boxers: extreme elevator shaftage!"
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If you live in a tall building when you ride the elevator down to the first floor when your about to get out of it and a lot of people are trying to get in you press every button to piss everyone off
Some asshole pulled a slow elevator on me and it took 15 minutes to get to the 50th floor
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An idiom used in a conversational exchange between two or more persons, usually as the persons part from one another, to mean "keep your spirits high."
Bob: "Man, I'm worried about this presentation that I have to give tomorrow. I hope that I don't mess up."
Tom: "Oh, Bob, you'll be fine. Now go home and get some rest. Stay elevated, my friend."
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noun; When you are going into the office the morning after a party where everyone (except you) got laid and you hold the elevator door until someone comes in and you makeout with them and/or fool around with them so it appears you got laid, too.
Worker #1: "You know Bobby?"
Worker #2: "Yeah."
Worker #1: "He didn't really have sex with Madison -- they just agreed to go an elevator-engagement."
Worker #2: "I heard that he didn't even come there with Sharon -- he just did a door-date."
Worker #1: "Probably, he's a desperate prick."
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