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Smart, talented,good looking, very funny dirty minded but you know you love it trys to rase other people up usally has dark brown hair and multicolored eyes, when you know someone like this u want to bond with him and get to know him, if you r luky enough to date or married Eli don't loose him, he will cheer you up when you r down. usually has a long penis and good at sex. Does not keep his standards High and is very vulnerable usually athletic and smart
Eli is so hot and good in the bed
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Seems like he could be stoned most of the time but really doesn't sleep enough. Does not think as much as he should. Pretty chill guy. Never the first person to see if they can chill usaly one of the last, but he don't care much cuase he ain't no sensitive little bitchy fuck.
Someone "Yo ur my last option can I go to ur pace and chill."
Eli "I don't give two shits."
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The feeling in the pit of the belly that something somewhere has gone badly wrong
I woke up this morning with an ELY
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A gay kid who dates that thot at school and ends up going to her cousins house and yells ooga booga
Hey eli i hears u had fun with your sister
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Back stabbing lier. Worthless piece of shit.
Who dates men.
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Eli's are generally reserved and sweet. Until they come out of their shell. They then transform into lying assholes who try to take your friends. Jealous and gilt ridden,they tend to make bad judgment calls. Has tiny dick and lacks ability to play ANY sport.
Girl 1 "Have you seen that guy?"
Girl 2 Yeah. He looks like such an eli!"
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