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A janitor, or another job relating to cleaning, such as a garbage man.
I work at the school as a sanitational engineer.
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To fix something by cobbeling together. Not only is duct tape a mainstay in the southern engineers tool box, but so is bailing wire. Typical uses for the bailing wire are any applications where welding would normally be used.
Jethro: "Hey Jim-Bob, my muffler is draggin and causing all sorts of racket".
Jim-Bob: "Git you some of dat bailin wiar and tie er up".
Jethro: "Good idea Jim-Bob, where is it at?"
Jim-Bob: "Over yonder, in ma tool box, under the duct tape".
Jethro: "Thank god you went to the Po-dunk A & M community college in Stump Jumperville and got your GED on that Southern Engineer course"!
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Generally used in IT. Whereas a caller comes on the phone saying they've already done the thing that the engineer is most likely to ask first. The engineer will ask the user to do it while on the phone and then it suddenly works.
In other words, the user has just lied their bollocks off.
Caller: Hi, i've already rebooted my pc like 3 times and my program doesn't work
Engineer: Can you reboot your pc while on the phone to me right now?
Caller: Ok *wait for a minute or two
Caller: Oh! It's working now.
Engineer: Of course it is, that's Engineers Luck. Bye now.
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A very well made game engine used in games such as Half Life 2 and Counter-Strike Source. It includes:
1) Awesome graphics
2) REALISTIC Physics
And much more. Like High Definition Range
The source engine is also very easy to modify (skins) which can be created in communities.
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surprisingly brilliant (the accent is deceptive), can make rockets out of anything, uses cotton fields as launch pads, uses y'all and centripetal force in the same sentence
NASA
He made a rocket out of moonshine; he must be a southern engineer.
A recently acquired girlfriend who is already impregnated by someone else.
Dude, check out my new girlfriend!
Aww man, she's pregnant! You just got yourself a used engine!
A person who makes a career out of turning things into shit.
My boss was hired to manage our department but really turned into the lead rectal engineer.